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Golf (Jan. 2, 1999)
"Shut Up! You're Ruining My Golf Game!"* (Beetle Bailey,
Jan. 2, 1999) / Mort Walker. -- Summary: The general
doesn't want to hear about work. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"golf"
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Golf (Feb. 5, 1999)
"Engraved with the Message, 'I Love You More Than Golf'"*
(Sylvia, Feb. 4, 1999) / Nicole Hollander. -- Summary:
Sylvia contemplates a gold bracelet. -- Call no.: PN6726
f.B55 "bracelets"
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Golf (Feb. 16, 1999)
"I'm Due on the First Tee"* (The Wizard of Id, Feb. 16,
1999) / by Brant Parker and Johnny Hart. -- Summary: The
doctor alarms his patient by saying there isn't much time
left. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "tees"
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Golf (Feb. 18, 1999)
"Try Not to Hit Them Into the Lake"* (Peanuts, Feb. 18,
1999) / Schulz. -- Summary: Sally gives her grampa some
golf balls for his birthday. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"golf balls"
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Golf (Feb. 23, 1999)
"So There I Was, On the Green in Two"* (Mister Boffo, Feb.
23, 1999) / Joe Martin. -- Summary: She's heard the story
before and cuts it off with a tape recording. -- Call no.:
PN6726 f.B55 "tape recording"
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Golf (Feb. 25, 1999)
"You're Either a Genius, or your Deodorant is Letting You
Down Badly"* (Shoe, Feb. 25, 1999) / MacNelly. -- Summary:
On the golf course, Cosmo talks about genius, inspiration,
and perspiration. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "genius"
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Golf (Mar. 3, 1999)
"Golf Tip : Zip Your Lip" (Real Life Adventures, Mar. 3,
1999) / by Wise and Aldrich. -- Summary: One golfer has
apparently commented on another's grip. -- Call no.: PN6726
f.B55 "grips"
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Golf (Mar. 4, 1999)
"You Went Online and Spent 48 Straight Hours in a Golf
Trivia Chat Room!"* (Cathy, Mar. 4, 1999) / Guisewite. --
SUMMARY: Cathy explains to Irving why Lydia left him. --
Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "chat rooms"
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Golf (Mar. 5, 1999)
"As I See It, You've Got a Choice Between a Birdie and
Promotion to Branch Manager" (Herman, Mar. 5, 1999) / Jim
Unger. -- Summary: Playing golf with the boss. -- Call no.:
PN6726 f.B55 "birdies"
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Golf (Mar. 8, 1999)
"Some Pro Dude Named John Daly"* (Free for All, Mar. 8,
1999) / by Brett Merhar. -- Summary: Clay has made a 50
grand bet with a guy who thinks he can outdrive him. --
Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (Mar. 9, 1999)
"The Flaming Rooster"* (Free for All, Mar. 9, 1999) / by
Brett Merhar. -- Summary: Clay's special golf swing has a
name. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "swings"
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Golf (Mar. 10, 1999)
"I Sued a Huge International Corporation"* (Free for All,
Mar. 10, 1999) / by Brett Merhar. -- Summary: John Daly
asks where Clay got the 50 grand for the golf bet, and Clay
says he made it the American way. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"lawsuits"
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Golf (Mar. 11, 1999)
"You Hit Balls into Holes and Lakes, and if you Hit a Bird
you Get a Prize Called a Boogie!"* (Hi and Lois, Mar 11,
1999) / Chance Browne. -- Summary: Ditto demonstrates his
knowledge of golf. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (Mar. 11, 1999)
"Where's That Cheering Comin' From?"* (Free for All, Mar.
11, 1999) / by Brett Merhar. -- Summary: John Daly makes
his drive, and mysterious applause is heard. -- Call no.:
PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (Mar. 12, 1999)
"Buying Him a Book on His Favorite Subject" (Love Is, Mar.
12, 1999) / Kim. -- His favorite subject is golf. -- Call
no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (Mar. 12, 1999)
"Tinky Winky Ball"* (Free for All, Mar. 12, 1999) / by
Brett Merhar. -- Summary: Clay has a golf ball with a
Teletubbie on it to get him angry for his drive. -- Call
no.: PN6726 f.B55 "Teletubbies"
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Golf (Mar. 12, 1999)
"The Winds are Famously Tricky on This Course"* (Tank
McNamara, Mar. 12, 1999) / by Millar-Hinds. -- Summary: If
McDivot makes the putt, Tiger Woods doesn't play and the
ratings are in the toilet; military stealth technology goes
into play. -- Call no.: PN6726 f. B55 "golf"
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Golf (Mar. 13, 1999)
"He's Seen That Happy Gilmore Movie 97 Times"* (Free for
All, Mar. 13, 1999) / by Brett Merhar. -- Summary: Clay
attacks the golf ball on the run with a shout. -- Call no.:
PN6726 f.B55 "drives"
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Golf (Mar. 13, 1999)
"I Wish I Could Sink My Putts as Regularly as I Sink My
Drives"* (Frank & Ernest, Mar. 13, 1999) / Thaves. --
Summary: Frank is watching the ripples on a small body of
water on the golf course. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"putting"
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Golf (Mar. 13, 1999)
"No Tiger Woods for ABC"* (Tank McNamara, Mar. 13, 1999) /
by Millar-Hinds. -- Summary: McDivot makes the cut and
Tiger Woods doesn't, until a hand in the sleeve of a
business suit reaches up from inside the hole to block the
putt. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "hands"
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Golf (Mar. 14, 1999)
"When You Put a Two Inch-Wide Ball on Top of an Eight
Thousand Mile Ball, Which One Do You Think I'm Going to
Hit?"* (Frank and Ernest, Mar. 14, 1999) / Thaves. --
Summary: Frank misses the golf ball and takes a divot every
time he swings. -- Call no.: OVERSIZE PN6726.S79 1999
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Golf (Mar. 15, 1999)
"He Turned Around and Took it Right on the Forehead"* (Free
For All, Mar. 15, 1999) / by Brett Merhar. -- Summary:
Clay's ball clears the driving range, and Jonny yells
"fore" almost in time. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "fore"
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Golf (Mar. 15, 1999)
"I Think Dad Needs that Bottle More Than Me!"* (Marvin,
Mar. 15, 1999) / Armstrong. -- Summary: Jeff has his dream
hole-in-one interrupted because it's his turn to get up
with Marvin. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (Mar. 16, 1999)
"Can't You Smell the Irony, Man?"* (Free for All, Mar. 16,
1999) / by Brett Merhar. -- Summary: Clay has knocked out
Jerry Falwell with his Teletubbies golf ball. -- Call no.:
PN6726 f.B55 "Falwell"
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Golf (Mar. 17, 1999)
"Golf Carts and Wheelchairs"* (Cornered, Mar. 17, 1999) /
Mike Baldwin. -- Summary: Surgeon and patient traffic meets
in the hallway of a hospital. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"golf carts"
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Golf (Mar. 17, 1999)
"I Think It's Fascinating that You Would Think It Was
Interesting"* (Geech, Mar. 17, 1999) / Bittle. -- Summary:
Artie counts that indentations in a golf ball, and Rabbit
comments. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf balls"
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Golf (Mar. 17, 1999)
"Knowing Falwell, You're Gonna Need Some Serious Court
Cash"* (Free for All, Mar. 17, 1999) / by Brett Merhar. --
Summary: John Daly pays off the bet after Clay's drive
knocks out Jerry Falwell. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"Falwell"
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Golf (Mar. 18, 1999)
"I Can't Help but Think of all the Games that Came to an
Abrupt End"* (Marmaduke, Mar. 18, 1999) / Brad Anderson. --
Summary: A neighbor is looking at all the equipment strewn
around Marmaduke's doghouse: tennis rackets, golf clubs,
horseshoe, basketball, boomerang, baseball bat, football
and fishing rod. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "sports
equipment"
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Golf (Mar. 18, 1999)
"Spring Must Be Near" (Kit 'n Carlyle, Mar. 18, 1999) /
Larry Wright. -- Summary: Kit is putting in the living
room. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "putting"
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Golf (Mar. 19, 1999)
"Mallard's Impeachment Wrap-Up" (Mallard Fillmore, Mar. 19,
1999) -- Summary: Clinton has dedicated himself to scouring
golf courses looking for the real perjurer. -- Call no.:
PN6726 f.B55 "impeachment"
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Golf (Mar. 23, 1999)
"Never Choose Today's Wardrobe Based on Last Night's
Weather Forecast" (Kit 'n' Carlyle, Mar. 23, 1999) / by
Larry Wright. -- Summary: Kit is in shorts with her golf
bag, looking out at a blizzard. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"blizzards"
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Golf (Mar. 25, 1999)
"The Discoverers of Micro Miniature Golf" (Mister Boffo,
Mar. 25, 1999) / Joe Martin. -- Summary: A scientist at a
microscope is talking about windmills, waterfalls and
slides. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "miniature golf"
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Golf (Mar. 26, 1999)
"Catch Them When They're Guilty"* (For Better or For Worse,
Mar. 26, 1999) / Lynn. -- Summary: Connie didn't have any
problem getting Greg to agree to her eye surgery, because
he just bought himself custom golf clubs. -- Call no.:
PN6726 f.B55 "golf clubs"
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Golf (Apr. 6, 1999)
"Instead of Hooking Your Ball into the Next Fairway, You
Hook It Two Fairways Over!"* (Born Loser, Apr. 6, 1999) /
Art-Chip. -- Summary: Brutus likes his new jumbo driver. --
Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (Apr. 9, 1999)
"Take the Club Back Slowly and Hit Through the Ball"*
(Hagar the Horrible, Apr. 9, 1999) / Chris Browne. --
Summary: Dr. Zook tells what he's learned as a doctor. --
Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (Aug. 24, 1999)
"You Forgot the White Picket Fence"* (Alex's Restaurant,
Aug. 24, 1999) / Peter Sinclair. -- Summary: A customer is
talking about his simple wants: a family, a house with a
golf course and a bowling alley, etc. -- Call no.: PN6726
f.B55 "simplicity"
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Golf (May 1, 1999)
"Back and Forth to the Cart about a Hundred Times"* (Hi &
Lois, May 1, 1999) / Chance Browne. -- Summary: Thirsty
thinks he's getting enough exercise with his walking. --
Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf carts"
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Golf (May 4, 1999)
"Looks Like a Good Day for Golf"** (Beetle Bailey, May 4,
1999) / Mort Walker. -- Summary: Buxley points out that
it's pouring outside, but Halftrack sees his desk piled
with papers. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (May 6, 1999)
"A Seven-Ten Split in the Tenth Frame"* (Peanuts, May 6,
1999) / Schulz. -- Summary: Peppermint Patty lists
situations from football, baseball, golf, basketball,
hockey, tennis and bowling. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"golf"
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Golf (May 8, 1999)
"What Do You Have In a Double Bogey Excellence?"* (Shoe,
May 8, 1999) / MacNelly. -- Summary: The driver 'par
excellence' costs $350. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "drivers"
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Golf (May 11, 1999)
"I Didn't Even Know He Played Golf"* (Frank & Ernest, May
11, 1999) / Thaves. -- Summary: Ernie asks if Frank has
read Hemingway's "Across the River and Under the Trees." --
Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "Hemingway"
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Golf (May 12, 1999)
"I Hate Invading Scotland"* (Hagar the Horrible, May 12,
1999) / Chris Browne. -- Summary: Hagar and his men have to
wait while a man in a kilt plays through. -- Call no.:
PN6726 f.B55 "playing through"
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Golf (May 13, 1999)
"I Switched to a 'Varoon' and Pured Every Approach on the
Back"* (Jump Start, May 13, 1999) / Robb Armstrong. --
Summary: Marcy talks with a colleague about hip-hop
language (represented as balloons of graffiti), youth
culture in Hong Kong, and they hear two doctors talking
about golf. -- Call no: PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (May 22, 1999)
"That's the Putter I Threw In There Last Fall"* (Hi & Lois,
May 22, 1999) / Chance Browne. -- Summary: Hi thought
Thirsty was fishing for balls in the water hazard. -- Call
no.: PN6726 f.B55 "putters"
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Golf (May 25, 1999)
"Ever Worry about The Perils of Traveling to Distant and
Hostile Shores?"* (Hagar the Horrible, May 25, 1999) /
Chris Browne. -- Summary: Hagar approaches his job with a
scowl and a golf bag. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf bags"
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Golf (May 28, 1999)
"Good Idea. That Material Should Absorb All Those Tears"*
(Sally Forth, May 28, 1999) / Mac. -- Summary: Ted asks
Sally to make a golf towel from his old sweatshirt. -- Call
no.: PN6726 f.B55 "towels"
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Golf (May 28, 1999)
"You Won't Belive This, Sir, But I Was Going to Ask for a
Promotion Anyway"* (Beetle Bailey, May 28, 1999) / Mort
Walker. -- Summary: Lt. Fuzz has caught Gen. Halftrack
cheating at golf. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "cheating"
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Golf (June 5, 1999)
"This Will Be Fun, I Promise!"* (Hi & Lois, June 5, 1999) /
Chance Browne. -- Summary: Hi has promised Lois he'll watch
Trixie, and Thirsty he'll play golf. -- Call no.: PN6726
f.B55 "promises"
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Golf (June 9, 1999)
"Hopes of Finishing Their Round in Four Hours Quickly
Faded"* (Close to Home, June 9, 1999) / by John McPherson.
-- Summary: The foursome ahead has sculpted an elaborate
temple in the sand trap. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "sand
traps"
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Golf (June 16, 1999)
"Which Club Should I Take, Dale?"* (Dinette Set, June 16,
1999) / Julie Larson. -- Summary: Burl's going to a company
golf outing; Joy's crocheting a cover for his club. -- Call
no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf clubs"
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Golf (June 19, 1999)
"18 Holes for You, 18 Favors for Me!"* (Hi and Lois, June
19, 1999) / Chance Browne. -- Summary: Lois makes demands.
-- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (June 23, 1999)
"How Many Curses is Par?" (The Lockhorns, June 23, 1999) /
Hoest & Reiner. -- Summary: Loretta is keeping score on the
golf course. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "par"
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Golf (June 26, 1999)
"Errands"* (Hi and Lois, June 26, 1999) / Chance Browne. --
Summary: Lois asks Hi to take Trixie along for his errands;
they end up on a driving range. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"golf"
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Golf (June 28, 1999)
"They're Not Excited about a Move"* (Gil Thorp, June 28,
1999) / Jenkins-Burns. -- Summary: On the golf course, Gil
talks to Dr. Wagner about his family and the proposed job
at Kalamazoo College. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf
courses"
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Golf (June 30, 1999)
"Fore"* (The Buckets, June 30, 1999) / Stantis. -- Summary:
Before he gets knocked down, Dad asks what Toby yelled. --
Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "fore"
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Golf (July 1, 1999)
"Positive Reinforcement Isn't Working. Go Back to
Belittling"* (Bliss, July 1, 1999) / by Stephen Hersh. --
Summary: Coaching at miniature golf. -- Call no.: PN6726
f.B55 "miniature golf"
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Golf (July 2, 1999)
"I'm Still Way Cooler than You"* (Foxtrot, July 2, 1999) /
by Bill Amend. -- Summary: Peter recalls the times he's had
to have stitches, involving a 9-iron, a diving board, and
skateboarding. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "stitches"
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Golf (July 2, 1999)
"Yes, Loretta, I'm Working in the Yard Right Now" (The
Lockhorns, July 2, 1999) / Hoest & Reiner. -- Summary:
Leroy is talking on the cordless phone, with a golf club in
his other hand. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (July 5, 1999)
"I Was Thinking of Using them to Stake those Rosebushes
I've Been Meaning to Plant"* (Sally Forth, July 5, 1999) /
Mac. -- Summary: Sally has won a set of golf clubs in the
church raffle. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf clubs"
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Golf (July 6, 1999)
"All That Stuff is Now Collecting Dust in the Garage!"*
(Judge Parker, July 6, 1999) / by Paul Nichols ; Le Doux
and Wilson. -- Summary: Joann complains that she's bought
her dad golf clubs, a bass boat, scuba gear and a hang
glider. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf clubs"
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Golf (July 6, 1999)
"A Game that Tries One's Patience and Causes Untold
Frustration? Say, that IS a Business Atmosphere" (Sally
Forth, July 6, 1999) / Mac. -- Summary: Ted says that golf
is good for business contacts, and that mega-deals are made
on the links every day. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf
clubs"
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Golf (July 7, 1999)
"If God Had Intended Me to Golf, He Would Have Provided the
Clubs"* (Sally Forth, July 7, 1999) / Mac. -- Summary:
Sally's words about golf come back to haunt her, now that
she's won a set of clubs. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf
clubs"
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Golf (July 8, 1999)
"Think of that 'Big Bertha' Driver as your Passport to one
of the Last Bastions of Male-Dominated Commerce"* (Sally
Forth, July 9, 1999) / Mac. -- Summary: Sally's new golf
clubs could be a good thing, Ted thinks. -- Call no.:
PN6726 f.B55 "golf clubs"
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Golf (July 8, 1999)
"Trying Not to Beat Him at His Own Game" (Love Is, July 8,
1998) / Kin. -- Summary: She casually sinks a six-foot
putt. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (July 9, 1999)
"I'm Trying to Picture You Wearing Knickers"* (Sally Forth,
July 9, 1999) / Mac. -- Summary: Ted says golf could open
up business opportunities for Sally, and she thinks about
how she'd look in golf clothes. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"golf clubs"
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Golf (July 10, 1999)
"If You're Ever Invited to Play at Pebble Beach, Just
Remember Who Encouraged You"* (Sally Forth, July 10, 1999)
/ Mac. -- Summary: Sally thinks she might take a few golf
lessons. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf clubs"
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Golf (July 13, 1999)
"Why Do These Sudden Resignations Always Occur on Golf
Day?"* (Jump Start, July 13, 1999) / Armstrong. -- Summary:
The camp counselor resists the doctor's demand that she act
as his receptionist. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"receptionists"
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Golf (July 14, 1999)
"Dr. Blog Recommended More Greens For Me" (The Lockhorns,
July 14, 1999) / Hoest & Reiner. -- Summary: Leroy is
leaving to play golf. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "greens"
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Golf (July 14, 1999)
"A Plugger Hole-In-One Always Involves a Clown or a
Windmill" (Pluggers, July 14, 1999) / Brookins. -- Call
no.: PN6726 f.B55 "miniature golf"
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Golf (July 15, 1999)
"Swear on My Mother' Suitcase"* (In the Bleachers, July 15,
1999) / by Steve Moore. -- Summary: The alligator claims a
spaceship took the golfers. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"golfers"
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Golf (July 16, 1999)
"Am I A Good Teacher, or What?"* (Jump Start, July 16,
1999) / Armstrong. -- Summary: One of the other kids in the
day care teaches Sunny to hit a golf ball. -- Call no.:
PN6726 f.B55 "teachers"
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Golf (July 19, 1999)
"Marty Moon's Job is On The Line"* (Gil Thorp, July 19,
1999) / Jenkins-Burns. -- Summary: Peaches McClure calls
Gil on the golf course. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf
courses"
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Golf (July 19, 1999)
"The Sponsor Expects the Caddies to Wear Chill-Out Bibs"*
(Tank McNamara, July 19, 1999) / by Millar-Hinds. --
Summary: The golf tournament is sponsored by an anti-freeze
company, which has giant anti-freeze bottles for the
caddies to wear. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "bibs"
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Golf (July 20, 1999)
"He Was Amazed at My Ability to Hit Those Water Targets
Every Time!"* (Jump Start, July 20, 1999) / Armstrong. --
Summary: A son admires his dad's golf trophy, which was
actually given to him as a gag. "You got the highest score,
dad!" -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "trophies"
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Golf (July 20, 1999)
"The Record-Breaking Heat is Hard on Everyone at the
Chill-Out Open"* (Tank McNamara, July 20, 1999) / by
Millar-Hinds. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf tournaments"
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Golf (July 20, 1999)
"You'd Better Use Your Other Head"* (In the Bleachers, July
20, 1999) / Moore. -- Summary: The caddy says the next shot
needs concentration. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"concentration"
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Golf (July 20, 1999)
"You'd Tape a Bowling Tournament?"* (Sally Forth, July 20,
1999) / Mac. -- Summary: Sally is amazed that Ted has taped
the Masters Tournament, and he says it's no different from
taping a bowling tournament. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"golf tournaments"
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Golf (July 21, 1999)
"A Kid that Tall at that Age could have Medical Problems"*
(Gil Thorp, July 21, 1999) / Jenkins-Burns. -- Summary:
Gil's on the golf course, discussing a new 6-10 eighth
grader. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "height"
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Golf (July 21, 1999)
"A Plugger Putting on the Green" (Pluggers, July 21, 1999)
/ Brookins. -- Summary: Mowing the lawn with a riding
lawnmower (putt-putt). -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "putting
(golf)"
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Golf (July 21, 1999)
"You Think We could Make the Caddie Bibs Optional?"* (Tank
McNamara, July 21, 1999) / by Millar-Hinds. -- Summary:
It's hot out and the people are dropping all over the
course. References to golfers David Duval and Fuzzy Zeller.
-- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "caddies"
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Golf (July 22, 1999)
"Did You Apologize for Interrupting Him on the Links?"*
(Gil Thorp, July 22, 1999) / Jenkins-Burns. -- Summary:
Marty finds out where Gil is. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"golf courses"
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Golf (July 23, 1999)
"I'm Sorry for Blowing Your Story, Gil, but You've Got to
Help Me Keep My Job!"* (Gil Thorp, July 23, 1999) /
Jenkins-Burns. -- Summary: Marty catches up with Gil on the
golf course. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf courses"
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Golf (July 24, 1999)
"A Guy Has to Start Somewhere, Right?"* (Tank McNamara,
July 24, 1999) / by Jeff Millar and Bill Hinds. -- Summary:
Two golfers, wearing their endorsement hats, look askance
at the new guy whose shirt says, 'Chico's Bail Bonds.' --
Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golfers"
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Golf (July 24, 1999)
"I Can't Imagine, Matt"* (Gil Thorp, July 24, 1999) / by
Jerry Jenkins, and Burns. -- Summary: In a conversation on
the golf course, we learn that Marty Moon wants Gil to
defend him to his boss. Matt wants to know what Gil would
say. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf courses"
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Golf (July 24, 1999)
"We Should Not Have Moved to a House on a Golf Course"
(Berry's World, July 24, 1999) / Jim Berry. -- Summary: A
man brings a cursing bird to a pet shop. -- Call no.:
PN6726 f.B55 "profanity"
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Golf (July 28, 1999)
"This isn't as, umm, Spontaneous as it Used to be"* (Tank
McNamara, July 29, 1999) / by Millar-Hinds. -- Summary:
Commentary on women who win events and remove their blouses
to show Nike sports bras. A tennis player, a golfer, and a
whole basketball team are shown. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"brassieres"
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Golf (July 30, 1999)
"Kids Can Be So Cruel"* (Shoe, July 30, 1999) / MacNelly.
-- Summary: Skyler gets called 'Four-Eyes,' and Cosmo gets
called 'Four-Putt.' -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "name
calling"
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Golf (July 30, 1999)
"Not All Of Us Want to Watch Golf"* (Fred Basset, July 30,
1999) / A. Grahm Ltd. -- Summary: Fred's master goes to
watch the TV set in the kitchen. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"televised golf"
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Golf (July 31, 1999)
"Dwight Knew that Timing was Essential for Success with his
New Ka-Blam (TM) Driver" (Close to Home, July 31, 1999) /
by John McPherson. -- Summary: Dwight's golf club has a
rocket with a lit fuse attached. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"golf clubs"
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Golf (Aug. 2, 1999)
"It Need Not Concern You that the Rest of Me is on the Golf
Course"* (Bizarro, Aug. 2, 1999) / by Dan Piraro. --
Summary: A woman visits an eye, ear, nose & throat doctor
who seems to consist of Mr. Potato Head parts poked into a
chair. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "potato head"
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Golf (Aug. 4, 1999)
"I Couldn't Get a Tee-Off Time"* (Hagar the Horrible, Aug.
4, 1999) / Chris Browne. -- Summary: Hagar finds Dr. Zook
drinking in a bar on Wednesday afternoon. -- Call no.:
PN6726 f.B55 "doctors"
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Golf (Aug. 4, 1999)
"There's My Ball"* (In the Bleachers, Aug. 4, 1999) /
Moore. -- Summary: A golfer's ball is stuck between the
ears of another golfer and has to be knocked out with a
club handle. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf balls"
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Golf (Aug. 7, 1999)
"I Have Enough for America's Funniest Home Videos"* (The
Lockhorns, Aug. 7, 1999) / by Hoest & Reiner. -- Summary:
Loretta thinks they've been golfing long enough. -- Call
no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (Aug. 7, 1999)
"I Played These 30 Years Ago!"* (Beetle Bailey, Aug. 7,
1999) / Mort Walker. -- Summary: General Halftrack finds a
golf ball, and his youth. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf
balls"
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Golf (Aug. 12, 1999)
"Listening to that Hole-in-One Story Again!" (Love Is, Aug.
12, 1999) / Kin. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "hole in one"
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Golf (Aug. 19, 1999)
"Someday, Young Lady, This Will All Be Yours"* (In the
Bleachers, Aug. 19, 1999) / by Steve Moore. -- Summary: A
dad and daughter sit in a living room strewn with golf
clubs, basketball, soccer, football and baseball equipment,
beer cans, chips, and sports on TV. -- Call no.: PN6726
f.B55 "inheritance"
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Golf (Aug. 21, 1999)
"Obnoxious Gurgling Sounds"* (Close to Home, Aug. 21, 1999)
/ by John McPherson. -- Summary: A golfer is putting for
birdie, and objects to the noise his companion is making as
he gets eaten by an alligator. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"putting"
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Golf (Aug. 24, 1999)
"You'd Better Grab Your Snake Wedge, Frank" (In the
Bleachers, Aug. 24, 1999) / by Steve Moore. -- Summary: Two
golfers come upon a pit of snakes on the course. -- Call
no.: PN6726 f.B55 "wedges"
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Golf (Aug. 30, 1999)
"Summertime, and the Leaving is Easy"* (Shoe, Aug. 30,
1999) / MacNelly. -- Summary: Shoe and Cosmo leave the
office for golf. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "Summer"
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Golf (Aug. 30, 1999)
"Tiger's Shoes are Changed after Every Sixth Hole of a
Televised Round"* (Tank McNamara, Aug. 30, 1999) / by
Millar-Hinds. -- Summary: Tiger Woods has a Nike contract.
-- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "Nike"
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Golf (Aug. 31, 1999)
"You Never Know When Somebody Might Get Hit by a Ball!"*
(Hagar the Horrible, Aug. 31, 1999) / Chris Browne. --
Summary: Hagar admires Dr. Zook's dedication as a
physician, and Zook leaves for the golf course. -- Call
no.: PN6726 f.B55 "physicians"
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Golf (Sept. 1, 1999)
"I Got Expenses. I Have to Pay my Caddie"* (Tank McNamara,
Sept. 1, 1999) / by Millar-Hinds. -- Summary: Damage
control is working with Tiger Woods after he asked
market-rate pay for the Ryder Cup. -- Call no.: PN6726
f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (Sept. 1, 1999)
"I Think It Has to do with Open Spaces and Golf Clubs"*
(Sylvia, Sept. 1, 1999) / Nicole Hollander. -- Summary:
Proof of the goddess: More men than women are struck by
lightning. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "lightning"
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Golf (Sept. 1, 1999)
"Stay Off the Drugs, Son"* (The Boondocks, Sept. 1, 1999) /
by Aaron McGruder. -- Summary: Huey plans to drink tea,
read Thoreau and watch the golf channel until supper. --
Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "Thoreau"
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Golf (Sept. 3, 1999)
"You're Perceived as an Overhyped Merchandising Device"*
(Tank McNamara, Sept. 3, 1999) / by Jeff Millar and Bill
Hinds. -- Summary: Damage control says 47% of people
identified an ATM machine as Tiger Woods. -- Call no.:
PN6726 f.B55 "ATMs"
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Golf (Sept. 4, 1999)
"Michael Jordan has Volunteered to give Tiger
Image-Management Lessons"* (Tank McNamara, Sept. 4, 1999) /
by Jeff Millar and Bill Hinds. -- Summary: Tiger Woods asks
Jordan if he really volunteered, or is getting paid. --
Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "image"
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Golf (Sept. 4, 1999)
"We Aren't Allowed to Ride it Through the Parking Lot to
the Car"* (Blondie, Sept. 4, 1999) / Young & LeBrun. --
Summary: Dagwood says golf is great exercise, and Blondie
asks how if they just ride in the golf cart. -- Call no.:
PN6726 f.B55 "golf carts"
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Golf (Sept. 6, 1999)
"I'm Too Giving"* (The Fusco Brothers, Sept. 6, 1999) /
Duffy. -- Summary: On the golf course, Axel asks Lance what
his handicap is. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "handicaps"
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Golf (Sept. 7, 1999)
"Relative Offers You a Sure Thing" (Horrorscope, Sept. 7,
1999) / Kelso & Kemp. -- Summary: His wife gives him a
brush and a can of paint as he was leaving for golf. --
Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "painting"
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Golf (Sept. 9, 1999)
"You Have What It Takes to Outdistance Your Competition"
(Horrorscope, Sept. 9, 1999) / Kelso & Kemp. -- Summary:
Her putt goes right past the hole. -- Call no.: PN6726
f.B55 "putting"
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Golf (Sept. 10, 1999)
"Koff Koff"* (Tank McNamara, Sept. 10, 1999) / by
Millar-Hinds. -- Summary: A caddy uses a megaphone to cough
during a putt. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "putting"
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Golf (Sept. 11, 1999)
"Exercise! Take This Bone Somewhere Outside and Bury It"*
(Nancy, Sept. 11, 1999) / Guy and Brad Gilchrist. --
Summary: Poochie is being lazy; he goes to the golf course
and puts his bone in the 9th hole. -- Call no.: PN6726
f.B55 "golf courses"
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Golf (Sept. 11, 1999)
"A Guy with Your Past, Slick, Should Avoid that Topic"*
(Brenda Starr, Sept. 11, 1999) / by June Brigman and Mary
Schmich. -- Summary: Out golfing with Scuzzo, the
opposition candidate tries to suggest ways to start a
scandal. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "scandal"
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Golf (Sept. 11, 1999)
"SSSS SSSS SSSS"* (Tank McNamara, Sept. 11, 1999) / by
Millar-Hinds. -- Summary: A caddy uses an atomizer to keep
from coughing during a putt. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"putting"
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Golf (Sept. 13, 1999)
"We Had to Let a Foursome of Cows Eat Through"* (Wizard of
Id, Sept. 13, 1999) / Parker. -- Summary: It wasn't a good
golf course. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf courses"
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Golf (Sept. 14, 1999)
"Try It Again Without the Smirk"* (Wizard of Id, Sept. 14,
1999) / Parker. -- Summary: The king is taking golf
lessons, and practices reporting his score. -- Call no.:
PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (Sept. 14, 1999)
"What Do You Want to Do for Your 16th Birthday?" (Luann,
Sept. 14, 1999) / Greg. -- Summary: Luann's mom offers a
party, an amusement park, miniature golf, a shopping spree,
a fancy dinner, or a movie, and Luann accepts them all. --
Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "miniature golf"
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Golf (Sept. 15, 1999)
"Dad Sure Looks Happy! Maybe He Didn't Get a Chance to
Play" (Dennis, Sept. 15, 1999) / Ketcham. -- Summary:
Dennis's dad is returning home with his golf clubs. -- Call
no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (Sept. 15, 1999)
"Get Out of Trouble with Bad Lies"* (Wizard of Id, Sept.
15, 1999) / Parker. -- Summary: What politicians and golf
pros do best. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (Sept. 16, 1999)
"I Hate Artificial Turf"* (B.C., Sept. 16, 1999) / by
Johnny Hart. -- Summary: You have to sew your divots back
into the fairway. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "turf"
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Golf (Sept. 16, 1999)
"Okay, Now Shift Your Weight onto the Left Leg During the
Follow-Through!" (Herman, Sept. 16, 1999) / Unger. --
Summary: An ancient warrior is getting golf-style advice on
swinging his weapon. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "swinging"
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Golf (Sept. 16, 1999)
"That's Too Bad, Time's Up!"* (Wizard of Id, Sept. 16,
1999) / Parker. -- Summary: The psychiatrist has to leave
for golf. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (Sept. 17, 1999)
"Frank Hits an Imaginary Drive into a Bunker"* (In the
Bleachers, Sept. 17, 1999) / by Steve Moore. -- Summary:
Frank is playing in the U.S. Open Air Golf Championship. --
Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf tournaments"
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Golf (Sept. 17, 1999)
"The Swiss Army Golf Club"* (B.C., Sept. 17, 1999) / by
Johnny Hart. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf clubs"
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Golf (Sept. 17, 1999)
"What About the Five Shots in the Woods?"* (Wizard of Id,
Sept. 17, 1999) / Parker. -- Summary: The king had a score
of four for the last hole. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf
scores"
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Golf (Sept. 18, 1999)
"I Think the Team Has Already Given Up on the Season"
(Frank and Ernest, Sept. 18, 1999) / Thaves. -- Summary: At
the baseball game, an outfielder is practicing golf shots.
-- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "giving up"
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Golf (Sept. 20, 1999)
"You're Down to an Umbrella and a Ball Retriever"* (B.C.,
Sept. 20, 1999) / by Johnny Hart. -- Summary: The golfer
has left a trail of broken clubs. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"golf clubs"
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Golf (Oct. 2, 1999)
"Golf Handicap"* (B.C., Oct. 2, 1999) / Hart. -- (Wiley's
Dictionary). -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (Oct. 4, 1999)
"If the Doc Says to Stay in Bed for the Rest of the Day,
I'd Better Stay"* (Herman, Oct. 4, 1999) / Unger. --
Summary: A man makes a phone call from the golf course. --
Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf courses"
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Golf (Oct. 7, 1999)
"Careful, Tom. Could be a Trick" (In the Bleachers, Oct. 7,
1999) / by Steve Moore. -- Summary: On the golf course, an
alligator is offering free back rubs. -- Call no.: PN6726
f.B55 "massage"
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Golf (Oct. 13, 1999)
"Yes, Actually I Do Mind if you Play Through!" (Hägar the
Horrible, Oct. 13, 1999) / Chris Browne. -- Summary: Hagar
wants to golf through Helga's laundry space. -- Call no.:
PN6726 f.B55 "playing through"
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Golf (Oct. 16, 1999)
"I'm Not Smart Enough to Quit"* (Geech, Oct. 16, 1999) /
Bittle. -- Summary: Artie says golf is stupid, but he keeps
playing. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (Oct. 18, 1999)
"The Point of the Game Seems to be to Hit that White Ball
Everywhere but in the Little Cup"* (Frank & Ernest, Oct.
18, 1999) / Thaves. -- Summary: Space aliens in a flying
saucer are observing a golf course. -- Call no.: PN6726
f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (Oct. 25, 1999)
"The Reservation has Changed a Lot since the Casino Came
In"* (Alex's Restaurant, Oct. 25, 1999) / Sinclair. --
Summary: He's showing the sacred place where he had the
dream, and a voice asks to play through. -- Call no.:
PN6726 f.B55 "playing through"
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Golf (Nov. 6, 1999)
"It Is The Way I Play It"* (Born Loser, Nov. 6, 1999) /
Art-Chip. -- Summary: Brutus says he uses a golf cart
because golf is tiring, and Hattie disagrees. -- Call no.:
PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Solf (Nov. 8, 1999)
"Losing Your Memory?"* (Pickles, Nov. 8, 1999) / by Brian
Crane. -- Summary: With Clyde on the golf course, Earl
talks about getting old. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf"
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Golf (Nov. 13, 1999)
"'Til Then, It's 'Thurston's Den'" (Hi and Lois, Nov. 13,
1999) / Chance Brown. -- Summary: Thirsty and Hi dream
about playing at Pebble Beach, St. Andrews, Harbor Town or
Augusta National. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "golf courses"
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Golf (Nov. 19, 1999)
"Stop Grazing, Sid! You'll Get Us Kicked Off the Course!"*
(In the Bleachers, Nov. 19, 1999) / Moore. -- Summary: Two
bulls are playing golf. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55 "grazing"
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Golf (Dec. 3, 1999)
"World's Scariest Golf Cart Chases"* (In the Bleachers,
Dec. 3, 1999) / by Steve Moore. -- Summary: This one has
gone for 10 holes at up to 9 mph. -- Call no.: PN6726 f.B55
"car chases"
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Golf (Dec. 27, 1999)
"If Others Don't Do Unto You, Do Unto Yourself" (Real Life
Adventures, Dec. 27, 1999) / by Wise and Aldrich. --
Summary: Bob finds an expensive set of golf clubs behind
the tree, that must be from Santa. -- Call no.: PN6726
f.B55 "golf clubs"
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This segment last edited March 16, 2022